Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 09, 2021

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    Just aim to please.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Spouse gardens. Though now that one of her hips is bionic, and her knees are noisy, I do the “gardening” under her instruction: “pull that weed. No NOT THAT ONE, that’s a ridiculans peripetits”. I’ve concluded that “weed” is just a short word for “It is happy here and flourishing, but I don’t want it growing there”.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    My aim is still accurate.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The difference between a weed and a flower? You can’t smoke a flower.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Hey, he’s a rare talking dog. Not a sharpshooter, ya know.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Leave the dog out.. get the neighborhood boys involved, they love showing off their aim.

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    J Short  almost 3 years ago

    If the dog is female, there is also a plant height issue.

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 3 years ago

    Whatever that liquid touches is done for

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    Nyckname  almost 3 years ago

    Is she getting pissy about you needing to?

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    You mark your territory and I’ll mark mine.

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    garcoa  almost 3 years ago

    Well, Barbara, I’m known as man’s best friend, not woman’s best friend.

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    The Duke  almost 3 years ago

    My aim is true.

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    stamps  almost 3 years ago

    We aim to please. You aim too, please.

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    namelocdet  almost 3 years ago

    The burden of being a male…

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