It also ‘masks’ one’s identity during illegal activities. Following a series of snatch’n’grab robberies at Manitoba liquor stores, there’s now a guard behind a booth, taking your drivers license photo id, asking you to briefly lower your mask (public, indoors, otherwise forbidden) to get in.
Been a while since I’ve bought any. Got some flavored ice tea vodka and a root beer schnapps. (That one, as I’ve said, you know you’ve had enough when you see the dancing bear and the tuba music)
my guess is that the folks wearing a mask while driving alone really want to wear a mask. same for masked up bicycle riders. and the halfwit across the street in our old ’hood who makes sure to put his mask on before heading out to his garage to polish his car (again) all by himself…
on the other hand, it’s probably good that the dimwits of the world are making extra sure to wear their masks all the time…
eromlig about 3 years ago
Wearing a mask has improved my social life…
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Tattoos, as Jimmy Buffet said, ‘A Permanent Reminder of a Temporary Feeling.’
Farside99 about 3 years ago
Hey, we’re still stuck with Newsom’sNuisance for another month, even though the president and the cdc say he’s an idiot.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
I keep my mask in a jar by the door to meet the faces that I meet.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s a Godsend for those with all three.
Melki Premium Member about 3 years ago
All my wrinkles are around my mouth. Wearing a mask takes ten years off my face.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Ralph agrees…lol
vics_machine Premium Member about 3 years ago
It goes over the nose.
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I can finally recognize people again!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 3 years ago
The ways that many people fail to wear a mask correctly, goes a long way in explaining the failure of all types of birth-control.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now when I’m heading into town and I realize I’ve forgotten to shave (again) it doesn’t matter.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Keeps your face warm as well in the winter.
cor_en_fa about 3 years ago
Sadly, it also lets me know how bad my breath is.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
Shave? NOT TODAY, my friend!
dwagner200 about 3 years ago
It’ll come in handy if I need cash from the bank, and I don’t have an account.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Flying at half-masked …!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Also a good cover for halitosis…
redback about 3 years ago
it goes well with wearing pants by knees height, showing the underwear
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
It also ‘masks’ one’s identity during illegal activities. Following a series of snatch’n’grab robberies at Manitoba liquor stores, there’s now a guard behind a booth, taking your drivers license photo id, asking you to briefly lower your mask (public, indoors, otherwise forbidden) to get in.
Been a while since I’ve bought any. Got some flavored ice tea vodka and a root beer schnapps. (That one, as I’ve said, you know you’ve had enough when you see the dancing bear and the tuba music)
wolfboy oz boy about 3 years ago
will you are not wreing it good
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
I can’t believe they didn’t point out that bank robbers will be reluctant to give up masks.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
my guess is that the folks wearing a mask while driving alone really want to wear a mask. same for masked up bicycle riders. and the halfwit across the street in our old ’hood who makes sure to put his mask on before heading out to his garage to polish his car (again) all by himself…
on the other hand, it’s probably good that the dimwits of the world are making extra sure to wear their masks all the time…
Oxnate about 3 years ago
Also good for hiding my identity when I rob a place. I love that no one looks at me twice for wearing a mask now.