Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 03, 2021

“You must become one with the stapler. You must BE the stapler. Try again.”

Dumbouflage

Try a coffee cup. Adam won’t notice anything but the cup.

Actually, I didn’t notice him! Maybe it does work for camouflage!

Another week of this? So be it. Try the potted plants…

The best strategy of invisibility is to be where they aren’t looking.

Supplize, supplize.

I once owned a red stapler, just like the one in Office Space! Turns out they fixed the glitch with my employment too.

He’ll learn his lesson better, if you go ahead and start stapling WHILE it’s still on his head.

He should talk to the guy who reads their meter. If that really is his occupation.

And office supplies don’t talk.

try again grasshopper

Clayton is really trying to improve his “spying skills.” I definitely wouldn’t recommend the stapler idea though. He wouldn’t want any more holes in his head now would we.

Clayton should watch Beetle Bailey how he does it

I think Clayton is missing the essential staples of spy-dom.

Staple him to the desk and have his homework delivered. Always In.