Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for April 30, 2021

When did we stop observing President’s Day?

We could celebrate it on 15-March. Et tu Joe?

Aw, c’mon, lads. We can do better. I’ve pulled up lyrics from Tom Lehrer:

‘Spring is here / A-suh-puh-ring is here

Life is skittles and life is beer

I think the loveliest time / Of the year is the spring

I do, don’t you? ’Course you do…’

(from ‘Poisoning Pigeons in the Park’)

The day all the ships come sailing into the arbor!

Forgot Presidents Day in February. So…a little over 3 months.

Working for a grocery store, holidays mean extra work and usually working on the day

The only holidays that I get excited about are the ones where I get extra pay

These guys are in entertainment. Holidays are their most busy times.

What about that long stretch between Easter candy and Halloween candy, though??