Herman by Jim Unger for April 21, 2021

Columbus seems disagree.

Is it the style, or the 100 years of accumulated guano?

Acid rain knocking the sharp edges off!

More perches on the antique models.

If there are any left, after the Summer of Love last year!

Mr. Whoeveritis seems to be trying to look down his own nose. Very cross-eyed.

A l-o-o-o-ng time ago, in a town where my family used to live, there was a huge statue of Christopher Columbus. Depending on what you read, that’s a little out of fashion now. I was really scared of that statue; to the point that my Mom had to take me to the other side of the street before I’d go past it. Never noticed whether the birds liked it.

A trump statue would have a hat coming to a point at the top.

♫ " My greatest pleasure after dark

Is goosing statues in the park

If Sherman’s horse can take it,

So can you…"♪♪

Do we really need more statues?

Too bad they don’t make a padded statue…

…to poop on.

Well, don’t get use to the old ones, most are on their way out. You know, so we all can be woke.