Dog should hand him a beer that needs a can opener so he’ll have to get up while holding the heavy weight of a beer.
In case you need to reach that “help line,” it’s 1-800-555-SLOB. You’re welcome!!
;-)
“Take two beer and call back in the morning…”
I don’t know which is harder to believe: that such a hotline exists, that Eno would need it, or that Eno would “feel like doing a sit up”.
Amazing that Eno can even get off the couch!!!
Stop me before I exercise again!
I wonder if that hotline service is hiring?
A real lazy slob would be too lazy to dial the number.
He can lie down until the urge passes.
They recommend some online gambling.. SuperSlots.com.
Hi, I’m Mentor397. I like the product so much, I bought the company.
Now, slowly lift the beer off the arm of the couch and repeat " I will not sit up" 50 times.
I just go to gocomics.com
At least he’s self-aware.
Is it a 900 number?…..
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sirbadger about 3 years ago
Dog should hand him a beer that needs a can opener so he’ll have to get up while holding the heavy weight of a beer.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
In case you need to reach that “help line,” it’s 1-800-555-SLOB. You’re welcome!!
;-)
PICTO about 3 years ago
“Take two beer and call back in the morning…”
Yontrop about 3 years ago
I don’t know which is harder to believe: that such a hotline exists, that Eno would need it, or that Eno would “feel like doing a sit up”.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Amazing that Eno can even get off the couch!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago
Stop me before I exercise again!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder if that hotline service is hiring?
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
A real lazy slob would be too lazy to dial the number.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
He can lie down until the urge passes.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
They recommend some online gambling.. SuperSlots.com.
Mentor397 about 3 years ago
Hi, I’m Mentor397. I like the product so much, I bought the company.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Now, slowly lift the beer off the arm of the couch and repeat " I will not sit up" 50 times.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
I just go to gocomics.com
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
At least he’s self-aware.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Is it a 900 number?…..