Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 02, 2021

So, that college degree in barking did prove valuable to Poncho.

Careful Poncho doesn’t mooch food right out of your ship

They’ll go to the volcano planet, but not to the dog planet. That’s cat people for ya!

“The Largest/Tallest Beings there are covered with Bark.”

And that’s the truth, folks! It was neither Sigourney Weaver nor Will Smith or Captain Kirk who saved the world from an alien invasion! Let’s say thanks to Poncho’s highly educated barking!

No intelligent life there.

We took in a little rescue dog that only stayed a few days because the cats terrorized it

Neighbors took it in and it seems happy there but it does bark a lot

Hope it’s not getting even with our cats

You’d think the neighboring planets would call animal control…

I wonder what earth sounded like when the dinosaurs were at the height of their populations. I don’t even want to think about the smell.

Poncho’s reputation REALLY precedes him.

I thought that was the forest moon of Endor.

Poncho the newest Avenger.

What about the Planet of Hats?