Garfield by Jim Davis for April 28, 2021

The girlfriend will be needing a new boyfriend soon.

Would Garfield stoop so low as to swat this lovely couple?

Well, in the matters of mating, only life and limb matter!

I’ll bet she has a great exoskeleton.

funny

Hopefully she’s not a black widow.

In that case, I’ve got a centipede I’d like you to meet!

Hi

One good thing about a black spider admitting he is a leg man. You can breathe a sigh of relief that it is not a black widow!

Leg, breast, why am I thinking of chicken at a time like this?

“A leg man”…that’s pretty good. I like it.

Boo! Hiss! SPLAAT that spider already!!

As long as they don’t consumate.

At forty-something years old, I’ve always been under the impression that male spiders don’t spin webs. But a simple Google search proved me wrong. Go figure.

What about her eight eyes?

Leg man?!

Color changing phone

Wouldn’t he be a “Leg Spider”, or a “Leg Arachnid”?

not a legS man? lol

Garfield and Big Nate are both talking about girlfriends today

The girl spider looks the same as the boy spider

Swat all their relatives and then swat them and you won’t feel any guilt

I’d love to know where Mr. Spider got a cell phone that small, but i guess it’s good for…web surfing :-)

Where did the phone come from?

Splat!

Thighs. He likes thighs. Do you like thighs?

Leg man? Is his new girlfriend a daddy long-legs?

“♪♫ I am the leg man…

I am the leg man…

I am the spider!

Coo-coo-kachoo!"

As am I…….

I like ALL the female parts, spider :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_anatomy

Now kill that spider, Garfield.

Dunno. 50/50

“Have you read the paper lately [splat].”

Must have been a mommy long legs

He probably pulled a few strings to get a date.

oh the irony

Abolish Lasagna is trending on Twitter.

just beware of those black widows!