Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2021

Horizontal stripes are in!

Is that a shell top? Tres chick!

This fad will be over in about a week.

That outfit is to dye for!

Roy G. Biv…the original rainbow man.

EGGcellent

Far Out! Those colors are SCRAMBLING my mind, man…

What psycheggelic colours patterns.

And she insists that she is not GMO!

Organic free range for quality of life.

Lovely colors.

So much for the stripped colors….the audience cracked up and she scrambled off stage…

Some chicken breeds lay eggs of blue, green, brown, and pink.

https://www.knowyourchickens.com/chicken-egg-colors/

Remember, everybody, you are what you is!

Is that a Joseph egg?

Pfft, he can do better then that, the judges are over easy…

Thanks for the chuckle. Happy Easter to you, as well!

Said the guy with sunglasses

Not eggactly……

This just cracked me up.

The yolk’s on you, spacehoppers !!

Ooohhhh. What the flimsy, marshmallow, shouty snowflakes LOVE THIS ONE!!!ESPECIALLY if they’re members of the LGTRDXZYPRSLOL ETC club.Watch your back cartoonist. Your life expectancy just changed dramatically