Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 13, 2021

Now if only we had some winter around here.

Winter? Now? in May? Where on earth is that? At the South Pole?

It has been unusually cold here and I’m still using heater; although there have been a few days that could turn furnace off, the a/c hasn’t been needed!

Go where? Not south, we hope, Aunty!

Go, then….

41 degrees – welcome to the 13th of March

You’re British. How can you tell the difference? Without a calendar, I mean.

It’s OK Auntie – you’re just 6 months out of phase with the hemisphere. I’ve been that way most of my life. We should go to Austrailia together.

Go where ?

I know those are just pockets with buttons, but ewwwww….

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

Time to replace the microwave with a crock pot.

It’s a good look on you.

How did the Pockets on the jacket end up looking like a pair of saggy boobs at first glance?

Welcome to middle age, where your middle expands with time.