Clay Jones for March 03, 2021

Mr. Potato Head? Are you sure that fat thing is his head?

Must be one of those golden roasted potatoes. Hmmmm. Golden. Maybe they should make a statue. Ah, a GOLDEN IDOL!

The Golden CALF has grown up to become the Golden BULLshooter — both FALSE IDOLSThe TrumpubliQan party of Trump has now truly devolved into a Qonspiracy theory Qult.

But it’s Trump, so they’ll make it out of FOOL’S GOLD.

Also, they are making plans for a Second Coming of their fake “messiah.” (If he is going to be their new messiah, nail his sorry @$$ to a cross and if he comes back three days later he can be crowned king of Mar-A-Lago.)

And Il Douche is also more or less gender neutral.

Bloat the vote! Worst kind of inflation.

Could someone please take him apart and lose the pieces.

Nuke’m, and I don’t mean with a microwave.

If it’s a nice paycheck and it’s his people cheering then he accepts the invitation to be a fat balloon in your parade.

More like a Mr. Potato Gut.

Is that a tiki torch or a hamberder on a stick?

The GQP’s gold standard.

And what a behind.

A sippy cup and a speared hamberder as orb and scepter! LOLOLOLOL

Return of the sippy cup, YAY! Clay, you have done it again.

Rotten to the core! BOO HISS

How about a ‘’Mister Turd Head’’?

I seem to have missed all this; I guess I just couldn’t bring myself to waste my time watching a bunch of assholes who would trade their country for a red hat. My loss, I suppose, but I can’t bring my self to feel impoverished from said loss.

Only the GQP would worship a cheesy fiberglass statue of a talking sphincter!

He’s full of holes!

But potatoes are low in fat! This guy sweats lard.

In “The Varieties of Religious Experience,” Henry James cited a passage in Carl Hilty’s 1891 philosophical work, “Glück” (“Happiness”). Hilty was a Swiss philosopher, lay theologian, & writer.Hilty wrote “The near presence of God’s spirit, . . . may be experienced in its reality—indeed ONLY experienced. And the mark by which the spirit’s existence & nearness are made irrefutably clear to those who have ever had the experience is the utterly incomparable FEELING OF HAPPINESS which is connected with the nearness, & which is therefore not only a possible & altogether proper feeling for us to have here below, but is the best & most indispensable proof of God’s reality. No other proof is equally convincing, & therefore happiness is the point from which every efficacious new theology should start.”Trump supporters felt abandoned by a technological world, an impersonal government, & intellectually superior, better educated, & more experienced fellow citizens. They found mistaken happiness by ascribing their own fundamentalist religious beliefs to Trump.Just as the Jews forsook Moses, who ascended Mount Sinai but failed to return promptly, & adopted a golden calf as their God, Trump supporters made him THEIR golden calf. They found happiness in his seeming sympathy for them & their sense of abandonment, their loss of faith in government, & their sense of alienation from their fellow citizens. They created a new theology.They adopted whatever religious tenets they needed to adopt to be faithful to their new god. They morphed into a cult. Not only have they drunk the Kool-Aid, but they would also willingly drink it again to prolong the happiness they think they have found.Their delusional happiness immunizes them to every sane, rational, intelligent, educated, & trustworthy political & economic argument that would refute their deceptive, phony beliefs. They will die, as so many cultists before them have died, defending their ardent and partisan beliefs.

TPAC maybe? See first few seconds of this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQMhI12vIU

Hey . . . what a great idea . . . hamberder on a stick! Make that deep-fried and it’s a sure winner!

I celebrate the return of the sippy cup. As for old russet blotato gut, I’ll pass.

He appears to be of the Yukon gold variety of potatoes, grow them all the time. A real pud spud.

(CNN) South Carolinian William Robert Norwood III is facing federal charges after allegedly telling a family member he assaulted and stole gear from police officers during the Capitol riot.

“I’m dressing in all black,” Norwood wrote under the name “Robbie” on January 5, the day before the riot and insurrection, according to text messages cited in an FBI affidavit. “I’ll look just like ANTIFA. I’ll get away with anything.”

After the riot on January 6, additional text messages obtained by the FBI show Norwood claimed he tested his theory.

A stuffed potato head – stuffed with poop.

I thought CPAC meant Crooked People Acting Crazy

You’ll get fried with that.