Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 08, 2021

Why tell him?

Vic needs to whack Tessi on the head with his crutch!

CK volunteers to tell Vic. CK is very social for a snarky person. Lots of close ups today.

P1 What’s worse, this cardboard thin pizza we are eating sitting on this 70’s shag carpet or this story arc that we seem to be trapped in for eternity?

P2 Is she going to hurl or lapse into a food coma from eating too much pizza?

I’m willing to call it a tie

P3 Says Careena as she lights up a smoke, knowing the answer to her question before she asks

In all reality , here’s the Official Snarkers Poll Corina or Other As we say in Chicago, vote early vote often and the dead can vote .The Poll closes at 6 PM

I don’t know which of those 2 is worse, but the worst is the hair growing on your knuckles in P1

Hey, give TM a point for being honest enough to admit she’s shallow instead of trying to invent some lame-a*s excuse.

Come on, Corina-you saved the football team. Speak up for Vic! I have two great matches for Tessie, based on previous years stories: Gary DiMeola and Jamar Gaddis!

Instead of just lobbing grenades at Queen Tessi, how about one of these ladies in waiting doing something POSITIVE by reaching out to Vic in friendship? Invite HIM, Doug and one or two other guys to join THEM for pizza. Here’s a guy who’s doing everything he can to be part of both teams. Reminds me of Neil Cray from some years ago, who I recall did end up with a girlfriend and even better, making an official basket before he sadly passed away.

It’s so nice, “Apartment 3G” is coming back.

P1, You mean what’s worse than this story, Becca? The next story?

P2, Um, I don’t think that’s the only reason but it is a pretty petty excuse.

P3, Well, you’re the one with the hookah Corina so it looks like you.

How about your use of the word “handicapper?”

I thought Tessi said Vic had a Granpa van. You know, with fishing and camping gear, some airplane miniature liquor bottles and of course shag carpet. CK, Susan and Becca will make it TCFS to cruise in The Vicmobile.

Have a great day my friends.

What’s worse? The Corina part of this story or the slow parts with cop, touchy mom, etc that make absolutely no sense

Ugh. I’m so hoping she asks out the cool car guy and he turns her down flat on her face

Are these girls that dumb that they think Tessi won’t date Vic because of his Van?? It’s because she is 6 inches taller than him.

Day 93 of Moon Held Hostage. CK ditches the butch look and reassumes her vamp posture. A sure sign she is on the prowl. Who will be her next project, Moonman or Vickie D.?

P3: Looks like CK’s calling us out. “Hey! Vic! Got some news for ya’!”

Coaches Held Hostage: Mimi, Day 47; Kaz, Day 37.

Hope Doug sent Aunt Janet a birthday card yesterday, better he can call her to wish her Happy Birthday and ask her how she managed to drive in the 1978 Indy 500 and finish with a broken hand

I know I’ve missed some of Vic’s basketball commentary. Has he given Corina a clever handle yet? How about Corina “The Virus” Karenna ? She may be a Karenna but at least she’s not a “Karen.”

Tell him? How about someone reminding Contessa, "Hey, girl, he’s driving that ‘grandpa van’ because he’s, y’know, disabled? Hello?

P1 – “Let’s see if I can jam this whole slice in my mouth without biting.”

P2 – Background girl thinks, “This is a curious item. What do they call it? Pizza? How do you hold it or eat it?”

P3 – How about….nobody? But I assume you will since you think you need to stick your nose in everybody else’s business. Unfortunately there are no adults at Milford High that feel the need to pay attention to their students.

And speaking of paying attention, pay attention when I tell you that a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp is online.

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