She gives off acid from that mouth and the smell is perceived from afar.
It’s all about weight redistribution.
Now I ask you, does Mother Gargle look like Twiggy … herself?? Those living in glass houses and all that!!
/SMIRK/
On the other hand Mother Gargle, you’ve actually gained weight-in your craw!
A lower center of gravity will give Brutus more traction.
If he stays on that diet, the belly will shrink.
Does her hair look like a witch hat or is it just me?
It’s all behind you now, Brutus.
At least she realizes that it is a journey.
Does this mean he can only have ketones? I don’t think that will sustain life.
Don’t let the naysayers get to you Brutus. When I first joined a gym my goal was to bulk up the chest so that the stomach would look smaller by comparison. On an unrelated note, there’s a reason why all my friends are short and ugly. ;^)
so it didn’t leave, just went to a different spot.
Brutus is suffering from chest migration, which leads to Dunlap disease.
You know, where da belly dun lapped over da belt…
Keto diet. Ketchup on Enchiladas, Tacos, and Onion Rings. Bring it on!
Actually, that might be a good thing as the fat is further away from three key organs of the body, namely the lungs and heart. Good job, Brutus.
Wasn’t she Don Rickles’s mentor?
How would you like to instantly lose 13 pounds of ugly fat mother Gargle? It’s easy, just cut off your head!
And yet, your uglinesses stay in the same places…..
“Oh, go guard a parapet or something!” ☺
Naw, it’s always been there.
Hey Brutus, I know a way you can lose a lot of weight really fast, kick her out of the house.
Mother Gargle has no business criticizing anybody; that face of hers could stop a Timex.
The keto diet hasn’t helped your hairstyle
May 08, 2015
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
She gives off acid from that mouth and the smell is perceived from afar.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s all about weight redistribution.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now I ask you, does Mother Gargle look like Twiggy … herself?? Those living in glass houses and all that!!
/SMIRK/
Baarorso about 3 years ago
On the other hand Mother Gargle, you’ve actually gained weight-in your craw!
wiatr about 3 years ago
A lower center of gravity will give Brutus more traction.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
If he stays on that diet, the belly will shrink.
amethyst52 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Does her hair look like a witch hat or is it just me?
Otto Knowbetter about 3 years ago
It’s all behind you now, Brutus.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
At least she realizes that it is a journey.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 3 years ago
Does this mean he can only have ketones? I don’t think that will sustain life.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
Don’t let the naysayers get to you Brutus. When I first joined a gym my goal was to bulk up the chest so that the stomach would look smaller by comparison. On an unrelated note, there’s a reason why all my friends are short and ugly. ;^)
Chris about 3 years ago
so it didn’t leave, just went to a different spot.
pathamil about 3 years ago
Brutus is suffering from chest migration, which leads to Dunlap disease.
You know, where da belly dun lapped over da belt…
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Keto diet. Ketchup on Enchiladas, Tacos, and Onion Rings. Bring it on!
preacherman about 3 years ago
Actually, that might be a good thing as the fat is further away from three key organs of the body, namely the lungs and heart. Good job, Brutus.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Wasn’t she Don Rickles’s mentor?
bigplayray about 3 years ago
How would you like to instantly lose 13 pounds of ugly fat mother Gargle? It’s easy, just cut off your head!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
And yet, your uglinesses stay in the same places…..
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“Oh, go guard a parapet or something!” ☺
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Naw, it’s always been there.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Hey Brutus, I know a way you can lose a lot of weight really fast, kick her out of the house.
WLG12037 about 3 years ago
Mother Gargle has no business criticizing anybody; that face of hers could stop a Timex.
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
The keto diet hasn’t helped your hairstyle