Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Possibly the only thing better than pigs in a blanket.

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    blunebottle  about 3 years ago

    It’s OK- by the time he finishes eating his way into the house, he won’t have room for pigs.

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    mddshubby2005  about 3 years ago

    “And he huffed, and he puffed, and he passed out from hyperglycemia.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Dang shipping company!

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    Qiset  about 3 years ago

    Eat dessert first!

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    “Hansel and Gretel” and “The Three Little Pigs”

    How about some “Little Red Riding Hood”, too.

    … Pigs: “What big teeth you have.”

    … Wolf: “All the better to eat your house with.”

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    looks like the wolf gets a snack with a meal.

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    Ha :-D

    Excellent one, Mark!

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    bluegirl285  about 3 years ago

    Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise. He’ll be so full from the gingerbread he won’t have room for the pigs.

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    cracker65  about 3 years ago

    Oh boy,dinner and dessert combined.

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    backyardcowboy  about 3 years ago

    He’s gonna need a LOT of insulin for that.

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    We has seen the enemy  about 3 years ago

    USPS strikes again!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Now that’s a speecy spicy house

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    cactusbob333  about 3 years ago

    Little Red Riding Hood driving the Amazon truck.

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    EmmettWayne  about 3 years ago

    The three little pigs were afraid,So for a gingerbread house they had paid.But the wolf came aroun’And blew the house down,And gingerbread bacon he made!

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    Greg Y  about 3 years ago

    “And I’ll chomp… and I’ll chew… and I’ll…… slip into a diabetic coma.”

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 3 years ago

    Witches (without proper gingerbread houses) Be Loco! (Mmm…Bacon & Cookies!)

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    thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day.

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    sobrown51  about 3 years ago

    Perhaps how sweet and sour pork came to be?

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      about 3 years ago

    They are definitely goners.

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    NoLongerWandering  about 3 years ago

    Dinner AND dessert!

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    FrostbiteFalls  almost 2 years ago

    Yowoooo! Main course and dessert!

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