Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  about 3 years ago

    “But I’ve always wanted to turn it into a houseboat!”

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Like turtles that pass in the night. And the day and the night and the day after…

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Turtle and Tortoise. Them is different.

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this is really sweet.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 3 years ago

    And I always thought opposites attract!

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    Jayalexander  about 3 years ago

    They think they’ve got image problems but consider the dodo bird . Evidently it could not get a date, and the platypus is on shaky ground.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    “You are destined to live on Land. I’m destined for a life in the Sea.”

    “How about I meet you here again same time next year. I’m planning to return to deposit some eggs in the sand.”

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    backyardcowboy  about 3 years ago

    “They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning….”

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    This is a hard core decision

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    J Short  about 3 years ago

    Still, we’ll always have low tide.

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    gnorth22 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’s got the fins on the wrong feet.. would work better on the hind!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Not wanting a lifelong commitment, just a little romance on the beach will do.

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    cactusbob333  about 3 years ago

    This is a shell game.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 3 years ago

    “Thank you for the giant sea tortoise.”

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    angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Awwwww!!

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Just put flippers on each of your legs backwards and you’ll fit right in.

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    “Your shell or mine?”

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    FunnyMinnion  about 3 years ago

    “Heck, I’m losing oxygen right now!”

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