When I was 10 I gave up moderation for Lent. It felt so good that when I was 11 I gave up religion and other childish things. Here not looked back since. Except when a friend admitted he had been raped by Father McRapey. I was gladdened by the fact that I did not try out for altar boy when I was younger.
When I think of the minutes I spent/ on the things that I gave up for Lent/ I can think of just two./ ‘twas the right thing to do / and I’m now of an atheist bent.
Actually overheard on chat room. Girl giving her guy all the come ons about being horny and to quit playing…..he replied “Just one more match.” She said “Okay…I’ll do your brother.” He didn’t reply as the match booted up.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
She: "Let’s do it… now!:
He: “I can’t! It’s Lent!”
She: “To whom? And for how long??”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/giving-up-sex/
And below is the link to vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest.
https://rb.gy/s36ppr
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
does the ash on the forehead mean she’s got catholic tastes…?
JanBic Premium Member about 3 years ago
40 days not counting Sundays and the ashes on her forehead are supposed to form a cross.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
I don’t know about that, but having kids is the best form of birth control.
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
If He didn’t get any on Fat Tuesday He’s out of Luck for 40 days , ( Bummer Dude )
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Wonder if she got her ashes straight?
WoodstockJack about 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdhWRO4-dQ
Dobby53 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sounds like she’s going to do Missionary work among the heathens for penance.
ajr58(1) about 3 years ago
Sundays are okay
Nyckname about 3 years ago
Someone ain’t getting his ashes hauled.
timzsixty9 about 3 years ago
must be what MY wife’s decision was.
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
There are a lot of new pregnancies after the Easter Bunny comes through.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
She says, “I have BFF that are atheists!
MartinPerry1 about 3 years ago
If she is a fervent Catholic, then she has a problem as she must do as her husband wants as well. Otherwise, that’s a sin.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
When I was 10 I gave up moderation for Lent. It felt so good that when I was 11 I gave up religion and other childish things. Here not looked back since. Except when a friend admitted he had been raped by Father McRapey. I was gladdened by the fact that I did not try out for altar boy when I was younger.
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
When I think of the minutes I spent/ on the things that I gave up for Lent/ I can think of just two./ ‘twas the right thing to do / and I’m now of an atheist bent.
Craig Westlake about 3 years ago
“But Darling, you’ve finished with the Chinese Army, why not give me another chance?”…
oakie817 about 3 years ago
ashes on forehead: nice touch
Vet Premium Member about 3 years ago
Great he thinks….two full weeks of no sex…..Call of Duty Warzone is now game on!!!
Vet Premium Member about 3 years ago
Actually overheard on chat room. Girl giving her guy all the come ons about being horny and to quit playing…..he replied “Just one more match.” She said “Okay…I’ll do your brother.” He didn’t reply as the match booted up.
PaulLeckner about 3 years ago
Now, that is cold! Walk away from her and never look back. She loves him, but only as a friend. Once in the friend zone, you can never get out.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 3 years ago
A true sacrifice!!