Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 24, 2021

He’s got that right.

Get him Clues and round tuits.

Midwest Siri, is that you?

pick us up some too please.

Dollar Store then.

… ,Ambition, … Hope, … my mind, …

“If they have that brand of sanity I like, bring back a box. Or two.”

A handful of cola and one barbecued rib, please.

This is why I buy lotto tickets and potato chips even though I understand statistics and nutrition.

Aren’t they three Muses?

“Can you pick up a brain, a heart, and some courage?”

… enthusiasm, youthful idealism, opportunity, hope … and excuses too.

Got it. That’s a mixer, a 1.75 liter bottle and one case plus the usual; bag of ice and snacks of wings and a deep dish large pizza.