As they say…. “out of the mouths of babes”! ;D
I just had a flashback to Maxwell not-so-Shmart. Would you believe…?
Those were the days when a President wrote their own speeches and meant what they said.
While that is true, was that envelope a #5, a #9 or a #10 sized one??
/SMIRK/
Sorry, Mr.T, I just now noticed their eyes.
Hattie Keg Legs…
Just borrow from Gary Larsen for today…“Hey, that’s not a duck!” (Wait for laughter)
And then he shot an elephant in his pajamas. (Thank you Groucho)
And the punch line is?..
Try “Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington DC”
“Wishing I could sing, the high notes seemed to taunt me.” Don’t trip over your dangling participles.
Throw her out, and lock the door.
He even gets topped by the little girl! That’s the realm of a loser.
Yes she did, Don’t worry though; there will be other days. Maybe even tomorrow…….
Naw she just gave it another punchline.
Mary Poppins movie: “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith”
Latin would never let you get away with jokes like that. (the endings would take all the confusion out)
Happy Presidents Day to Brutus and the gang. :))
May 08, 2015
Baarorso about 3 years ago
As they say…. “out of the mouths of babes”! ;D
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
I just had a flashback to Maxwell not-so-Shmart. Would you believe…?
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Those were the days when a President wrote their own speeches and meant what they said.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
While that is true, was that envelope a #5, a #9 or a #10 sized one??
/SMIRK/
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sorry, Mr.T, I just now noticed their eyes.
WLG12037 about 3 years ago
Hattie Keg Legs…
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
Just borrow from Gary Larsen for today…“Hey, that’s not a duck!” (Wait for laughter)
Beaker about 3 years ago
And then he shot an elephant in his pajamas. (Thank you Groucho)
James Wolfenstein about 3 years ago
And the punch line is?..
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 3 years ago
Try “Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington DC”
Michael G. about 3 years ago
“Wishing I could sing, the high notes seemed to taunt me.” Don’t trip over your dangling participles.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
Throw her out, and lock the door.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
He even gets topped by the little girl! That’s the realm of a loser.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Yes she did, Don’t worry though; there will be other days. Maybe even tomorrow…….
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Naw she just gave it another punchline.
rhpii about 3 years ago
Mary Poppins movie: “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith”
KEA about 3 years ago
Latin would never let you get away with jokes like that. (the endings would take all the confusion out)
Judeeye Premium Member about 3 years ago
Happy Presidents Day to Brutus and the gang. :))