When I got to the point where I had to spend too much time in an office, my distaste evidently showed on my face. An individual would pause at my open door and say, “Smile!” almost every day. I finally put a sign behind myself on the wall that said, “If God Wanted Me To Smile All The Time, He Would Have Made Me Simple Minded”. The “Smile” comments ended.
Baarorso about 3 years ago
I’m thinking that he’s taken “happy face” lessons from “The Born Loser’s” Veeblefester.;-D
RobinHood about 3 years ago
Imitating “The Joker” is not a Happy Face
Georgette Washington Bunny about 3 years ago
Ralph has “Resting I Need a Donut” face.
dadoctah about 3 years ago
You and Mitch McConnell.
therese_callahan2002 about 3 years ago
“Gray skies are gonna clear up….”
WLG12037 about 3 years ago
“Put On A Happy Face” was one of Ed Gein’s favorite songs, along with “Two Faces Have I”.
Ubintold about 3 years ago
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If not, then just continue your sulk.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Bald Eagle: I am smiling.
1953Baby about 3 years ago
A happy face only gets you a LOT of “confidences” you wish you’d NEVER heard. . .honest to gawd, the things strangers have told me. . .
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
Say whatever you want, but in my experience, don’t ever look or act happy. They will get you. Keep it to yourself.
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
That kind of smile always scares me.
Barnabus Blackoak about 3 years ago
thats not ‘happy’, thats ‘psychopath’.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
The next four years will make it difficult to put on a happy with Geriatric Joe in theOval Office!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
and it ain’t gonna change anytime soon…….
pchemcat about 3 years ago
My happy face looks similar to Dad Drabbles.
Ukko wilko about 3 years ago
When I got to the point where I had to spend too much time in an office, my distaste evidently showed on my face. An individual would pause at my open door and say, “Smile!” almost every day. I finally put a sign behind myself on the wall that said, “If God Wanted Me To Smile All The Time, He Would Have Made Me Simple Minded”. The “Smile” comments ended.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Better check him for drugs.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
He must be taking what they made over at Cornered today.
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
You need to turn that frown upside down
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
My smileys always have three eyes. “Open up your third eye”, say most gurus.
BlueKnight1966 about 3 years ago
There’s “happy” and then there’s “maniacal”. Where’s your mother, Norman?
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
I tell people that I’m smiling on the inside.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
Where does Norman get it from?
PAR85 about 3 years ago
I’m with Ralph.