How was it Edward didn’t make the Packers’ team? As for the two dwarf giraffes, how recently of a discovery? Additionally, you probably had to be on a constant look out for splinters when handling that ancient mouse.
OK; so I couldn’t resist Steve Silver’s opening from last night, as he referenced Willie Nelson:
It seems there was this talented flea who got himself an agent so he could become famous and make a fortune. The agent calls him one day and says, “I got you a great gig – you’ll be on Benji’s back!” This sounded like a great opportunity for a flea, so he jumps (sorry) at the chance.
The next morning, the agent’s phone rings; it’s the flea. “You gotta get me out of here,” the flea says. “Benji scratches; his handlers comb him and spray him with anti-flea stuff – I almost got killed!”
“OK, OK,” the agent says. “But a new opening just came up in Willie Nelson’s beard. Do you want it?” Well, this sounds pretty good to the flea, and the next day he found himself in Shotgun Willie’s whiskers.
However, the next morning the agent’s phone rings again. Yup, it’s the flea. “You gotta get me out of here,” says the flea. “This gig looked so good, but Willie chews tobacco, he smokes cigars and pot; his beard is a hell-hole. Help!”
The agent sighs. “Well, it just so happens you’re a VERY lucky flea, ‘cause I have ONE MORE SPOT for you, and this one you’ll love – it’s in Dolly Parton’s privates. What could you POSSIBLY not like about THAT??”
The flea, of course, jumps (again) at the chance, and the agent figures he’ll never hear from the flea again, at least not until Dolly retires. However…yup, the next morning the phone rings. “What in the WORLD is wrong now?!” the agent screams. Don’t tell me there’s something wrong with Dolly Parton’s privates!”
“Oh, there’s no problem with Dolly Parton’s privates,” the flea explains. “But you see, there was a big country music festival over the weekend, and, well, to make a long story short, I’m back in Willie Nelson’s beard!”
the dwarf giraffe story reminds me of the story of the littlest giant, and how all the other giants would make fun of him “he’s barely enormous” “he’s merely huge” “ha, he’s not even bigger than a house!”
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
Ked Tennedy
One time I found a giraffe that was 12 feet shorter than a typical giraffe.
May the Lord be with you.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
How was it Edward didn’t make the Packers’ team? As for the two dwarf giraffes, how recently of a discovery? Additionally, you probably had to be on a constant look out for splinters when handling that ancient mouse.
eromlig about 3 years ago
OK; so I couldn’t resist Steve Silver’s opening from last night, as he referenced Willie Nelson:
It seems there was this talented flea who got himself an agent so he could become famous and make a fortune. The agent calls him one day and says, “I got you a great gig – you’ll be on Benji’s back!” This sounded like a great opportunity for a flea, so he jumps (sorry) at the chance.
The next morning, the agent’s phone rings; it’s the flea. “You gotta get me out of here,” the flea says. “Benji scratches; his handlers comb him and spray him with anti-flea stuff – I almost got killed!”
“OK, OK,” the agent says. “But a new opening just came up in Willie Nelson’s beard. Do you want it?” Well, this sounds pretty good to the flea, and the next day he found himself in Shotgun Willie’s whiskers.
However, the next morning the agent’s phone rings again. Yup, it’s the flea. “You gotta get me out of here,” says the flea. “This gig looked so good, but Willie chews tobacco, he smokes cigars and pot; his beard is a hell-hole. Help!”
The agent sighs. “Well, it just so happens you’re a VERY lucky flea, ‘cause I have ONE MORE SPOT for you, and this one you’ll love – it’s in Dolly Parton’s privates. What could you POSSIBLY not like about THAT??”
The flea, of course, jumps (again) at the chance, and the agent figures he’ll never hear from the flea again, at least not until Dolly retires. However…yup, the next morning the phone rings. “What in the WORLD is wrong now?!” the agent screams. Don’t tell me there’s something wrong with Dolly Parton’s privates!”
“Oh, there’s no problem with Dolly Parton’s privates,” the flea explains. “But you see, there was a big country music festival over the weekend, and, well, to make a long story short, I’m back in Willie Nelson’s beard!”
Caldonia about 3 years ago
Aw, I want one of those vintage mice.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Trackball is sooooo much better than a mouse.
Gent about 3 years ago
Wooden you believe it?
ForrestOverin about 3 years ago
NFL teams don’t “recruit”. Unless the Packers were ‘recruiting’ Kennedy to be their public address announcer.
ForrestOverin about 3 years ago
Are the giraffes named ‘Doc’ and ‘Sneezy’?
J Short about 3 years ago
The Packers wanted Ted for the sheer size of his head, alone.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
The “discovery” of teenage giraffes isn’t unbelievable.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh the shame of it for that giraffe family. The kids didn’t make the basketball team. But all was good when they were accepted on the soccer team.
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member about 3 years ago
Teddy failed the Chappaquiddick driver’s test…………………………
dv1093 about 3 years ago
I think the entire 1st Apple computer was made of wood.
yangeldf about 3 years ago
the dwarf giraffe story reminds me of the story of the littlest giant, and how all the other giants would make fun of him “he’s barely enormous” “he’s merely huge” “ha, he’s not even bigger than a house!”
Jogger2 about 3 years ago
Years ago, I saw an ad for a laptop PC with a case made out of bamboo.
namelocdet about 3 years ago
They prefer to be called, “Little Giraffes”.
Craig Westlake about 3 years ago
They were the compact models…
Craig Westlake about 3 years ago
They worked just great with the first wooden computers…