Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 20, 2021

Which month is the day kidnapped from?

But, but, it’s just an extra day. It’s not taken from another month.

July is a likely culprit.

Hey, I get one more day before my birthday!

My retirement day was on a February 29. But lt doesn’t matter. l celebrate it every day…

My son was born on Feb 29. A life long hassle.

I knew a couple who got married on Feb 29th.

My niece was born on Feb. 27, I’m on the 28th, and Uncle on the 29th.

Like Canada, February 29th is a fairy tale we tell ourselves to feel superior.

At this point I could explain the difference between clock time and sidereal time but … I haven’t got the time.

I think Eliot was wrong. April is not the most cruel month.

This is one of those years the girls will celebrate their birthday on February 28th and March 1st. They are Leap Year babies and when they were 13 (or was it 3 1/4??) they decided to celebrate for two days in those non-leap year years. But it will probably be bigger than normal as 2000 was the year of their birth.

Where I live, February is so ugly I swear it has 300 days in it.