Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 12, 2021

Time to escape.

Time to close the bar.

he wouldn’t have suggested that if he had 1/2 a brain…

Does anyone here like making love at midnight, on the dunes of the cape? Because I tried that once and the sand was a real issue. Luckily, I was a Boy Scout and she was careful.

all i know is I am not into junk food but I need my cocaine.

Anyone looking for their SALT, SALT SALT?

This round of Diamond Lil is now “Wasting away…”

Time for a new arc.

currently stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

“One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”

Tequilla!

Wasting away in MargaritaLil …!

In case any of you need a pair, here’s some noise-cancelling ☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊☊

( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

https://youtu.be/CaKOB7-J-Jw

Why are all of these songs a problem? Most are on my 2021 playlist, though buried in with about 200 others.

And aren’t they always the most gawdawful things?!?

You fed him the line, Sid.