Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for February 02, 2021

And the best hitters strike out about two-thirds of the time!

Vic gives him a smack in the old “pole position”.

Gotta love the VicDog! He is doing more coaching than GilPa!!!!

P3 And the legend if “Vic the Stick” and his feel-good loofah begins

Shumacher drove Formula 1, you drive karts once in a while, your basketball skills are suspect at best, have you thought about taking up skiing?

P4- Today we consecrate the bonds of obedience. TWACK! Thank you Vic may I have another!

Is Go Kart Boy doing his Spiderman impersonation by casting a web from his arse?

So the crutch is on Vic’s right arm today, but it was on his left arm on January 28. Sort of like Marty Feldman’s hump in Young Frankenstein, moving from side to side in different scenes.

P 2.5: “…the point is…you suck at both…find something else to do…”

P1, Vic checks with his Google Glass device.

P2, Gil has finished second in The Valley 62 out of the last 63 years and still has a job.

P3, After the loofah session from the last game Vic’s invasion doesn’t even make Doug flinch.

Would it be funny if Doug turned around and leveled Vic?

Doug didn’t have Option 13.

You failed to google the end of the 1994 and 1997 seasons there, guys. That seems to get swept aside when speaking of how great Schumacher was.

Google? What’s that?

In all reality , unfortunately for Vic his sexual assault of a fellow student is seen by Algebra teacher Karen Equation who reports Vic. Dr Pearl reviews the footage of the assault and Vic is promptly sent to Valley Modified . Carina volunteers to go back to VM to protect Vic from the inmates / student body of VM

Is it just me, or could it be that Vic just might have the skills to be a motivational speaker?

Between CK and VD, Mimi and Gil can take the whole winter off!

You know, Bill Cullen has a point there. And he tries to jam it up Doug’s ass, but all that loofah defense practice pays off.

And speaking of payoffs, you’re going to hit the payoff by reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/