Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 25, 2021

[Snerk!] … or buy one, either.

Is she sure about that? In German and Scandinavian languages, the word “gift” translates to “poison” in English.

Maybe the flea could run away and join a (flea) circus. Matching luggage might be good, or (s)he could catch a ride on a passing dog.

Wondering how she lasted 10 years…OY

Easy, get the flea a nice hairy dog. “Food around the corner, food around the corner for me…” I think I got that right. One of my favorite Bugs Bunny bits!

How ’bout a fleabag?

This is actually the funniest (and corniest) gag in the Post today. I’m very surprised

Fleabane Lane might be much safer than Wisteria Lane. A flea-flicker is always appreaciated when in the state of inertia and some force is needed.

“How about a nice bum, I mean homeless person.” For fifteen cents a day you can feed him and raise your own blood line of fleas.

Clearly, she would suggest a dog.

she looks like a refugee of the Dilbert universe