Counting down to evict the time-bomb from the Whitehouse. I’m holding my breath that he doesn’t do anything to cause more catastrophe than he has already has.
It’s easy. See, there are two wires. If you cut the wrong one the bomb will go off; if you cut the right one the bomb will be deactivated. So, how do you pick the right wire? Like I said, it’s easy. Just guess which one, and then at the last moment change your mind and cut the other one. That always works. I learned that at the movies.
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
It’s going to take alot more to diffuse America.
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Counting down to evict the time-bomb from the Whitehouse. I’m holding my breath that he doesn’t do anything to cause more catastrophe than he has already has.
PraiseofFolly over 3 years ago
But it’s usually the RED wire that needs to be snipped. Gad! (close-up of sweat dripping down the face) All the wires are tinged YELLOW!
Ontman over 3 years ago
Be careful Sam. The whole world is watching.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
The anti-American Confederate Republican Nazis are attacking the homeland this weekend.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Ragnarök!
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just take the damn thing out into the desert and blow it up.
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
Put it somewhere safe? Leavenworth, Kansas comes to mind.
rossevrymn over 3 years ago
clever
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed over 3 years ago
Yep….and the dRumpth is leaving “ground zero” early enough to escape the fallout.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Untangling #45’s mess.
ferddo over 3 years ago
It’s imploding no matter what you do…
CougarAllen over 3 years ago
It’s easy. See, there are two wires. If you cut the wrong one the bomb will go off; if you cut the right one the bomb will be deactivated. So, how do you pick the right wire? Like I said, it’s easy. Just guess which one, and then at the last moment change your mind and cut the other one. That always works. I learned that at the movies.