Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 01, 2021

I upgraded — I traded my six-pack for a pony keg.

We used to call it a Party 7

I’m working my way down from a spare tire to a can of fix-a-flat.

A good farmer always builds a shed over his machinery.

I’ve kept up with my exercise program and have actually lost weight – WHAT?? What else do I have to do?

Never gonna lose that pot, Brother. Comes with a lifetime guarantee

Do they still make three liter bottles???

The volume seems too low from this couple’s speech patterns.

Weight loss discussion can turn into a powder keg.

6 packs are for lightweights – go for the keg

We used to call it a keg…