Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 12, 2021

It’s just the roll…..of the dice.

Don’t play Game Stop

‘playing’ the market is a great way to lose money…

I don’t think he could play the part if offered the role.

Also – to play the stock market, you have to have money.

Could he use play money to play the stock market?

How about making money? – counterfeiting? (Nah.)

He might have to “settle” for a paying job.

He could try going into politics. I hear that it pays well with plenty of under-the-table benefits. And they seem to take in a lot of clowns. All you have to do is look at both houses of congress. And how almost all of them leave congress as multimillionaires.

If you don’t like roller coasters,stay out of the stock market.

He looks like he could be hanging out on Reddit.

Your odds of making money in the Stock Market are almost as good as playing the Lottery.

A fool’s role if there ever was one.

OnlyFans.com is the answer.

No, but hum a few bars, and I’ll fake it.