The high cost of…..breakfast.
Scrambled? I’d prefer them baconed.
Doesn’t that constitute both infanticide and cannibalism in one stroke?
lol
Seems weird that a bird wants to eat the unborn offspring of another bird!
For politicians on an expense account add a zero
15 bucks for breakfast is expensive…?
Eggs…chicken abortions. Appetizing innit?
Don’t seagulls eat others eggs
Trust but verify.
Wow! Not only do you get three eggs and juice for $15, but they’ll even COOK the eggs to order! This competitive news will rock my diner’s world!
I can’t believe all the Millennials posting here thinking that eggs sold in restaurants and grocery stores are “embryos”, “unborn offspring”, “chicken abortions”, et cetera. THEY ARE NOT FERTILE. They are just “eggs.”
Eggshellent observation, Cosmo.
Next time, Egg McMuffin.
$15 for three eggs? Ostrich?
…and bring me a magnifying glass so I can find the juice glass.
In the original version of this old joke, the diner was a Scotsman.
Original? Maybe not.
Might have been a Gaul.
Or Samaritan.
It could be a very old joke.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg about 3 years ago
The high cost of…..breakfast.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
Scrambled? I’d prefer them baconed.
MeanBob Premium Member about 3 years ago
Doesn’t that constitute both infanticide and cannibalism in one stroke?
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
lol
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Seems weird that a bird wants to eat the unborn offspring of another bird!
eastern.woods.metal about 3 years ago
For politicians on an expense account add a zero
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
15 bucks for breakfast is expensive…?
gokar RLV about 3 years ago
Eggs…chicken abortions. Appetizing innit?
Jim2g about 3 years ago
Don’t seagulls eat others eggs
carlzr about 3 years ago
Trust but verify.
cocavan11 about 3 years ago
Wow! Not only do you get three eggs and juice for $15, but they’ll even COOK the eggs to order! This competitive news will rock my diner’s world!
JD'Huntsville'AL about 3 years ago
I can’t believe all the Millennials posting here thinking that eggs sold in restaurants and grocery stores are “embryos”, “unborn offspring”, “chicken abortions”, et cetera. THEY ARE NOT FERTILE. They are just “eggs.”
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 3 years ago
Eggshellent observation, Cosmo.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
Next time, Egg McMuffin.
Jody H. Premium Member about 3 years ago
$15 for three eggs? Ostrich?
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
…and bring me a magnifying glass so I can find the juice glass.
EricS.Harris about 3 years ago
In the original version of this old joke, the diner was a Scotsman.
Original? Maybe not.
Might have been a Gaul.
Or Samaritan.
It could be a very old joke.