Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2021

Ka-Legal Mumbo Jumbo!

Panel 2 … Does Rip have a twin … or is he talking to himself … as usual?

“Funny, I hear giggling.”

Rights? Next you’ll be telling me that people could sue me for beating the tar out of them, or that I’m breaking some type of law when I apprehend the villains and carry them to jail over my shoulder. What is this world coming to when a vigilante can’t bring people to justice without worrying about whether or not the perpetrator is actually guilty or not.

Aha. A subtle clue that this is a red herring while the real culprit behind all this racket is outer space aliens. Especially you know who.

No, he’s not holding a box. He’s frustrated because he’s just been told that he shouldn’t box your ears…and head, and gut…

If he was was a delivery person (not all of them but some) he would be stomping on the “package” first then throwing it at the door, but only if marked fragile.

I think what we hear now is grumbling knuckles.

What other way is there to get him to confess?

KA-FRUSTRATED!

One special delivery of giggling knuckles coming up!

hey! my nickname since grade 2 is Oakie!!! no fair assigning it to a bad guy!!

RIP usually never struggles with opening his can o’whoopass!