Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
Well, geez! Don’t chew my head off!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Say your preyers.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
That’s the root of my problem with Pascal’s wager.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
MANTIS is not of this world!
MayCauseBurns over 3 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
sunkatt2 over 3 years ago
Makes as much sense as anything else.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 3 years ago
And all this time I’ve been praying to all mighty dog!
Random Nick Premium Member over 3 years ago
oh, gods… it’s punday…
katzenbooks45 over 3 years ago
Off with his head!
JohnTheFoole over 3 years ago
You ain’t gonna eat my head is you??
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I knew chanting that mantra would work.
moderateisntleft over 3 years ago
Just as (un)likely as any of the other fantasies.
kartis over 3 years ago
“No reason to bite my head off…oh right.”
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Gor-y.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
I’ve suspected for quite a while now that the bugs really run the World.
They’re always causing our efforts to fail.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago
“You must have had a date with my sister. That’s why you’re up here, right?”
FunnyMinnion over 3 years ago
…That actually makes sense
prabbit237 over 3 years ago
Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=praying+mantis+eating+lizard+bird+mouse+frog
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
So who is this mantis praying to?