Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 12, 2021

Chewy: “Don’t mind us.”

Equinox: “We’re just imagining you laughing and blowing food out your nose.”

Chewy: “And what it would take to get that to happen.”

We specialize in being creepy. It’s a cat thing.

Sophie ignore them worked for Mr. Bo when he wanted to eat his dinner. Just gave some growls and looked at them. He never hurt any of them. They eventually left him to eat.

My wife was tearing up some leftover chicken to give it to the cats and all 4 surrounded her

We both thought it was funny, but it might be a bit intimidating if there were more of them

The wee tricksey beasties are back! Woo hoo!

Is it Tasty, my precious?

I love the cats!

Well, yeah—that would be why they call it creepy, Sophs.

I do this too; I love to hover over my wife as she writes something. Just bugs the hell out of her.

My cat is not interested in the dog food. However, the dog will gobble the cat food if I do not keep the dog gate closed.

Work up a good mouthful of drool then shake your head, violently, back and forth. That’ll clear the room.

דוג Camp Douglas wanted me to type that DUG in here.