Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 15, 2021

I’ve discovered that my mower works better when there’s gas in it.

Some kids could use a snowblower to clean their room

Agnes doesn’t have a lot of clutter in her room normally

If grandma doesn’t throw out her projects she does it herself when she gets bored and moves on to something else

I guess she needs to be a bit more sure about that second thing….

and then maybe learn things three, four and five.

Probably “gasoline” was included in thing four or five…

but if not… she might need to know six or even seven things about snow equipment.

Unfortunately, Agnes seldom has patience for delving that deep.

She’s usually more of an “I know a thing or two about it” kind of girl.

Is there ANYTHING Agnes isn’t an expert on ?

They usually work better outdoors than inside…a lot safer that way too.

Into your bedroom? This does not bode well…..

“Would – you – like – me – to – speak – more – slowly?” Trout needs to throw this taunt from Agnes (three days ago) back in her face, because (also three days ago),Agnes described the machine as “gas-powered.”