None of that would have happened; not the bear trap, not the shark attack, not the bee hive, and not even getting struck by lightning, if only had he tied his sneaker! Gross and reckless negligence…..Claim denied!
What is covered: Getting caught in a bear trap while golfing, Shark attack in fresh water, massed bee stings while battling a shark, Lightening strikes while caught in a bear trap.
A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man, how did this happen?”
The hunter explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature.
Bending down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. “Oh,” exclaims the doctor, “The pain must have been excruciating!”
“It was,” said the hunter. “The second worst pain in my life.”
“Second worst? What could have been worse than that?”
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
But there’s a catch!! Wait until next year for the price increase on your premiums!!!
:-O
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Wait! Were you playing golf with Mr. Trump? Oh, sorry, ma’am, but THAT’S a case of force majeure…
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
The buzz is it was a shock how he got trapped with his fish story.
Qiset about 3 years ago
typical golf game.
Egrayjames about 3 years ago
None of that would have happened; not the bear trap, not the shark attack, not the bee hive, and not even getting struck by lightning, if only had he tied his sneaker! Gross and reckless negligence…..Claim denied!
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Cut rate policy:
What is covered: Getting caught in a bear trap while golfing, Shark attack in fresh water, massed bee stings while battling a shark, Lightening strikes while caught in a bear trap.
Znox11 about 3 years ago
What’s in your wallet…oh wait…wrong commercial.
We has seen the enemy about 3 years ago
His name is Lucky
Yakety Sax about 3 years ago
A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man, how did this happen?”
The hunter explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature.
Bending down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. “Oh,” exclaims the doctor, “The pain must have been excruciating!”
“It was,” said the hunter. “The second worst pain in my life.”
“Second worst? What could have been worse than that?”
“Coming to the end of the chain” said the hunter.
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Csaw Backnforth about 3 years ago
I have two thoughts – 1) Claim denied due to acts of God (lightning, bees, etc.) or 2) Covered after meeting $1,000,000 deductible.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
No policy seems to cover “dog ate my insurance card”.
sandflea about 3 years ago
And his dog died, and his wife ran off with the tennis pro.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Mr. Stacy,“Can we hurry this up ? I’m scheduled for my sky diving leason at 3:30.”