The zoo got a gnu from another zoo. His cage wasn’t quite ready and, even thouigh there was a pile of tiles and mastic in the corner they left the gnu there overnight. When they came back the floor was perfectly tiled.They called a press conference and someone asked just what kind of gnu it is.Zookeeper said, “Typical gnu and tiler, too”.
finkd over 3 years ago
A couple of homonyms to go with the chrysanthemums.
Ratkin over 3 years ago
His name is Forrest.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
If she grows the flowers in her fields, then they’re a tiler and a tiller.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Somewhere in the back of the shop a sentient twig and a bucket of flooring filler are having a conversation:
“I am Groot”
“I am Grout”
pathamil over 3 years ago
If he does any baking, he could also be a flourist…
Gent over 3 years ago
He’s a very down to earth guy.
mattro65 over 3 years ago
He’s a retiler at a retailer.
boydjb47 over 3 years ago
I was a small business owner florist. Learned how to do all the jobs from: flooring, electrical, plumbing, roofing, carpentry, etc.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
The latex caulk made him feel light headed and..daisy.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Lots of very good comments on this one. Good laughs.
TomWright4 over 3 years ago
The zoo got a gnu from another zoo. His cage wasn’t quite ready and, even thouigh there was a pile of tiles and mastic in the corner they left the gnu there overnight. When they came back the floor was perfectly tiled.They called a press conference and someone asked just what kind of gnu it is.Zookeeper said, “Typical gnu and tiler, too”.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Tiller, tiler, grout, and gnu.
I wanted to make a good comment too… ☺
Vaporman over 3 years ago
Floored by a floorist in a florist…
hammytech over 3 years ago
and he’s been blasting farts into those posies all mornin’