Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 03, 2021

Grey is the new black.

White coal is the tastiest kind, I’m told.

Making an ash of himself.

Used button mouth pieces.

Ashually, I can.

Put on some sackcloth. It goes great with ashes.

ALL my clothing is used.

The color may be a bit faded but it’s fine!

Usually Dave’s strips are good, but this one is kind of a clinker.

Ash Wednesday.

Count yourself lucky that your eyes are not used..

If you’re wearing new clothes, some kid is going to be in big trouble with his parents.

Do these things make my butt ball look big?

Just don’t try using the red coals as a fashion statement.

After the first wear, they are all used right? No harm in that.

Just a little!

Didn’t even know you were wearing clothes.

You’re simply glowing my dear.