The new Amazon delivery drivers, who don’t know the neighborhood like the UPS and USPS drivers do, will leave it on somebody else’s doorstep. And you get to play “who’s welcome mat is that?” with the delivery photo.
Yeah, I honestly prefer it when I completely forget I ordered something and so I don’t think of it until it arrives, and then I’m like, hey, surprise birthday present from me!
Space_Owl on GoComics over 3 years ago
Make daddy proud now!
jkime over 3 years ago
Hope everyone has better luck than me; I had one disappear from my mailbox. :(
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
I refreshed the page, but it is still half a mile away.
kartis over 3 years ago
Mine is going the wrong direction on another continent.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I don’t have a package.:(
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Thanks, Trump.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
The new Amazon delivery drivers, who don’t know the neighborhood like the UPS and USPS drivers do, will leave it on somebody else’s doorstep. And you get to play “who’s welcome mat is that?” with the delivery photo.
lizzie the dino over 3 years ago
oof
skipper1992 over 3 years ago
UPS: “Your package is in the next town over from you on a truck being driven by Al, and will arrive at your front door at 2:37 PM today.”
FedEx: “Yeah, we’ve got your package. You’ll get it when we bring it.”
Amazon: “This is a lovely dress. We are in your walk-in closet waiting for you, so come hang it up at your earliest convenience.”
USPS: “Huh? You ordered something?”
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
Everyone please be patient, the post office is totally swamped these days..
JadyngerbilWong over 3 years ago
The mail van: drives in front of my houseme: yaaaay my new visa cardThe mail van: Drives away five seconds laterme: NO.
Wlly Blly over 3 years ago
What are those things under her eyes?
JulianJet over 3 years ago
(Sips 3rd cup of coffee, waiting for package to come over.)
Guywithnohead about 2 years ago
Yeah, I honestly prefer it when I completely forget I ordered something and so I don’t think of it until it arrives, and then I’m like, hey, surprise birthday present from me!