Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 31, 2020

Tessi was thrown off balance by her implants?

P1: “Faked her out of her …” P2: “Yes Honey, you’re the greatest.” P3: The usual suspects.

P1 These towels don’t pass the sniff test. They haven’t been washed and I think they are from the boys locker room!!!!

P3 Her left hand is reminding GilPa that he has to come up with 5 names!

P4 You need more black players if you are going to compete in the Valley Conference. Go to the high school transfer portal GilPa.

Feeling a bit slow this morning, not sure what the implications of CK’s snark are.

Fake name, fake teeth, fake hair, fake grades, fake accent, fake plot, fake reader. Real State Champion Coach: “Get that big hand away from me!”

P1, I’ve had all I can stands and I can’t stands no more!

P2, Looks like Tessi’s house is about to have a mysterious fire.

P3, So, second in The Valley again, eh Coach?

What, she’s not allowed to schmooze?

In all reality , P2 continued , Don’t be so innocent , everyone knows that Tessi fakes the Big O ,smarten up already !

Was this the same starting 5 as last year? I doubt it, so he acts like Marjie should know what his lineup will be? So racecar Doug is not just a role player, I guess that’s one of our controversies, his racing hobby. Will he crash, causing him to miss games, or will it just be hurt feelings from missing practice?

And speaking of missing, you’re missing out if you aren’t reading Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

No Thayer- Rapson- Fleming battle for power forward? The real surprise is why I continue to check in with another five months of CK ahead of us,

P3- Marjie appears to be siting in a lower chair, a psychological tactic employed by The Gilfather to project her as subservient. When interviewing for my first job in sales, I had a similar seating arrangement. With that left hand, could Marjie be related to Oswald Cobblepot?

I thought the layup was off a pick and roll (see P3 from yesterday). I don’t think of that as a fake by CK.

P-1: As L. Skinner would say: Ooo that smell

P-2: Boy, talk about a lay-up!

P-3: but, were any of them identified?

Marjorie, impressed Gil answered without notes: “High five!”

Why doesn’t Gil give her a scoop on the new PA , Vic?

CK has faked out everyone with her alleged “I hate team sports” philosophy by now doing nothing but playing team sports. She must be close to having pro-level talent too by the way she is an instant starter with every team that she graces with her presence.

“How dare Tessi be friendly! How fake! Only negative emotions and behavior are real!”