Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 14, 2021

There are times when that is so true.

I want mine to be a honey badger.

Mine is an otter. :)

There’s no doubt in that.

I’m thinking maybe Johnny Walker.

Aunty, rattlesnakes can’t get rabies. It must be some other malady.

Rabies? Well, what’s your excuse, old girl?

An advanced rabies infection attacks the brain and you go insane.

My wife says mine is a weasel. Which is likely correct.

Auntie, if your spirit animal has rabies, what does that say about you?

Rat sounds about right.

Amazing that no one’s spirit animal is ever a bacterium. Imagine if someone’s spirit animal were yersinia pestis.

More like distemper, or maybe it’s maltemper.

Wolverine with an attitude.

So, do we go from Typhoid Mary to Rabies Mildred?

My baby’s got rabies

She’s really mad about me.