Lisa Benson for December 05, 2020

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The whiny crybabies who refuse to wear masks or respect social distancing and complain about their “rights” (like they have a “right” to expose others to harm — clearly they think they have a “right” to drive drunk, run red lights, drive whatever speed they want regardless of how much they put others in danger) are…

    a) the reason we now have more people dying every day than on 9/11

    b) continued need for the very restrictions these whiny crybabies protest against

    If these whiny crybabies had just followed the rules when they were first issued in responsible jurisdictions back in March, this would all be behind us by now, as it is in so many other countries with far better outcomes.

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    sipsienwa Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No leadership in OUR White House, no leadership in the Senate. No-brain idiots who won’t wear masks or socially distance.

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    VegaAlopex  over 3 years ago

    no Covid, no sickness, no death….

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Yes, that’s so. So (wo)man up and cope. Or… you could be an idjit and potentially bring death to you or a loved one. The best advice coming out lately is to cut yourself a little slack, but not a lot: Don’t spend much time inside, even masked, and not at all if there are unmasked people there. But DO spend some time outside. Maybe take a walk, masked and distanced if you are with friends. And if you’re 3 or more meters apart, outside, you don’t even need the mask.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe Lysa and her husband should move out of California to a state with NO mask restrictions!!

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    braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget to thank Your Messiah, Lisa.

    Be sure to include the 280,000 dead in your thanks.

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    Patjade  over 3 years ago

    I see Lisa is rooting for the Virus.

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    If there was a way to permit all the deniers the “freedom” to do what Lisa presents, BUT treat them like lepers when they get sick (isolate from the general population and not clog our health care system) then by all means let them “enjoy” their limited time.

    Just stay out of the stores that I need.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago

    Gee, and whose fault would that be, Lisa?

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    piobaire  over 3 years ago

    @Fflashbang

    You said, “So what do the bible bashers think Covid is if it isn’t a plague from their god?” I would like to know too. I’d bet many of them would claim that Covid was a punishment from God if it were not happening in the USA.

    For those whose businesses are suffering because of the pandemic, how do they square that with their prosperity theology?

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    pc368dude  over 3 years ago

    Sad, isn’t it Lisa? You know what’s even more sad? It didn’t have to be this bad, but people like you helped to push the virus into the stratosphere. Sad. Very sad.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No leadership, no compassion, no common sense regarding wearing masks.

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    ideations  over 3 years ago

    Looking forward to the 100 days of wearing masks. Then we can shoot/kill those not caring enuf to join the human race.

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    Ontman  over 3 years ago

    Can MontanaBill actually see the Kremlin from his house?

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    JoeBabbs  over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget “NO dead Grand-ma,” Lisa.

    New X-Mas carroll this year, sung to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells.’

    ICU, ICU, intubate Grand-ma,Oh so low her oxygen goes as we sing fa-la-la!ICU, ICU, Grand-ma died aloneBecause we hosted a super spreader partyAt Christmas eve in our home!

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    rmfrye Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, suck it up, Snowflake. This is how we have any chance of controlling COVID until a vaccine is universally available.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Coincides with no jobs.. no income so it all works out.. sort of.

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    T Smith  over 3 years ago

    No leadership from the White House

    No empathy by Republikkkans

    No qualified judicial nominees

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Isolation ain’t so bad – we have football on tv almost every day and at least half of the games scheduled are played – the other half a cancelled because of some HOAX – but we have football to distract us.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    If Lisa manages to get infected with covid-19, I wonder what sort of cartoon she’ll draw when she’s told the hospital is already overbooked and has no room for her.

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    Malroy O'Callahan  over 3 years ago

    Lisa, you left out the exception for leftist politicians and rioters.

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    lobo1939  over 3 years ago

    No grandmother

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    tims145  over 3 years ago

    For the sane part of the country, the main celebration is going to have to wait till Jan 20. But cleaning up the filth left behind is going to be a long haul.

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    gcottay  over 3 years ago

    And here we see Lisa doing her patriotic duty to make things a little worse for the nation.

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    casonia2  over 3 years ago

    And NO help from the Federal government. Blocked by Lisa’s orange hero.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Your boy Trump that you supported ruined the USA.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Will the new miserable jobs report we have moved into the Trump recession.

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    DDWiz is certainly right about these crybabies. What would they do if things really got rough?

    My Dad was in the Army WW2, five years total.

    Served in Europe, he says to me one day; “Son, I saw people with nothing, but what they were wearing, and that wasn’t much. Makes you understand, all you need is enough food, warm clothes and a place to sleep. Everything else is luxury.”

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    I Play One On TV  over 3 years ago

    Imagine Ms. Benson’s cartoons if she was drawing during WWII. Shortages? Gas rationing? No new cars? How dare the US government!!!!!

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    Jack Dawson  over 3 years ago

    Good toon. Nobody is whining but a lot of folks are feeling pretty trapped in their homes. In the old days it was called cabin fever.

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    The schools need to be reopened, or closed for the year. Virtual learning is a joke. To say it’s a failed experiment is an understatement. One of two things is going to happen if this idiocy continues. There are going to be a lot of former honor students who fail their grade, or they are going to get passed, and go into the next school year unprepared. Either way, the kids lose.

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    walfishj  over 3 years ago

    Lisa forgot the big one: No TRUTH from the GOP.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All the Whos in Whoville welcomed Christmas despite the Grinch having stolen their trees and decorations and presents and roast beast (down to the last can of Who Hash). Even if they couldn’t all join hands because of social distancing and had to conduct their group-sing of “Fah who for-aze, Dah who dor-aze, Welcome Christmas, Come this way!” by Zoom link (Whoom link?) they’d have had a joyous Christmas regardless.

    Happy holidays to everyone, circumstances being what they are. And to those who celebrate Christmas in particular, your reason for celebrating is unchanged even if your manner of celebrating will need to be rather different this year.

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    CW Stevenson  over 3 years ago

    Exercose your right to say NO first. The facts do not matter.

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    aerilim  over 3 years ago

    No dying prematurally…

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Omitted from this list: NO deaths from Covid-19.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    You can thank “The Party of No” (the GOP) for the third COVID wave…

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    tomtommactom  over 3 years ago

    Australia and other countries had smart science believing leaders and no MAGAs around to flaunt the rules and they will be having a joyous and safe holiday season without their hospitals being overwhelmed. This is all on trump and his idiot cult members.

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    grumpypophobart  over 3 years ago

    No brains. No common sense. No concern for others. No ability to think for one’s self. Just following the heard Lisa?

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    CougarAllen  over 3 years ago

    They can have morgues, though, and in places where the rat-lickers have filled up the morgues the gummint is bringing in refrigerator trucks to hold the excess bodies until they can be buried. Free! That’s freedom for you – free reefer trucks for the bodies of wingnuts who refuse to wash their hands, keep their distance, and wear a mask.

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    Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What an insanely soft, spoiled and pampered people we are. Weak and childish. Total lack of charector.

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    Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lisa shows what an insanely soft, spoiled and pampered people she thinks we are. Weak and childish. Total lack of character. We deserve to fail.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    @DD Wiz – Right on!

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    Northgalus2002  over 3 years ago

    I have been masking up and social distancing. And I am determined that Covid won’t be the Grinch who stole my Christmas! It’s gonna be different, to be sure, but I will celebrate as well as I can while protecting myself and the people I care about. I am quite optimistic that we as a nation will reach herd immunity to Covid by mid-2021 or so. And that, by next holiday season, America will be more like America circa 2019 than America circa 2020! In the meantime, we as a nation need to put on our “big kid” pants and do what we need to do (wearing masks, social distancing, avoiding large crowds, etc.) so we can bring the Covid rates down again. The CDC has stated that if 80% or more follow these guidelines consistently for 12 weeks (or 3 months), we can bring the rates under control. The good news is there are more of us playing by the rules (at least in DC, where I live) than not. This won’t be the final chapter for America. It’s gonna be a tough winter, but the calvary is coming! Take heart, and stay safe!

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    kapral  over 3 years ago

    iF YOU ARE AFRAID , STAY HOME.

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    washatkc Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah 2020 a Democrat’s paradise. They love doom and gloom. Happiness destroys them. Liberals are human cockroaches.

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    JimHeath  over 3 years ago

    I am puzzled. Since Democrats all wear masks, surely all the people who are dying must those awful non Democrats. Why do you care?

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