Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 26, 2020

Michael Myers needed a name tag, so he wasn’t mistaken for William Shatner..

…because he’s the one holding the chain saw….that’s why!

He’s seems like a dead winger for the task.

Edward is much more artistic when he carves.

Trust the specialist that owns and brought the correct tools.

You tell him no.

What do they do for entertainment? Do they have an Open Mike night?

He’s got the tools, he’s got the talent.

‘Cause he’s an experienced meat-slicer, unlike the crudely machete-wielding guys….

I’m betting Freddy could probably do a decent job.