Clay Jones for November 18, 2020

You’d think that a narcissist would be self sufficient. But he’s a baby who needs attention constantly. Sad.

“Some conspiracy theories?”

You’ll have to give the entire clan a strip-search upon leaving to make sure they aren’t heisting anything they can get their greedy, grubby little paws on.

You can never fill that hole Daddy left in your heart with things . Try helping others. Who am I kidding? Would the Orange Nasty reach out altruistically with love for others? LOLOLOLOLOL! No, no—not funny: heartbreaking.

This cartoon is a nice shout-out to a very funny, and appropriately titled, The Jerk with Steve Martin.

And a VCR for the pee pee tape with English subtitles.

BTW, best reference phrase of the week came from #44. We have been living in a time of TRUTH DECAY.

This guy is a living sh*tstorm in a sippy-cup. Two hands. Here’s an old Dutch joke from shortly after WW2. A Dutch family having a picnic near a river they know is poisoned. They see a family on the other side setting up a picnic. The others go to get a drink from the river. The first family tries to warn them, in dutch. The other answers in German, “Was, bitte?” (What, please?) The dutch shout back, in perfect German, “Mit zwei händen!” (Use two hands!)

And, I bet Trump also gets excited over seeing his name printed in the new phone book. What a jerk!

Better grab an iron for that tired wrinkled tie.

Gimme gimme gimme. One-trick pony’s azz.

Trumps method is to get a huge mortgage, then file bankruptcy. Exactly where we are today.

Can’t wait till 2024 and the return of Hair Groppingfuror as a candidate … /s

Trump, spoken in a sinister mad, despotic voice: “And with these I could — dare I say it? — RULE THE WORLD!”

Can all that crap FIT in a cell in a New York State Prison???

I wonder what safeguards there may be to check out probable destruction of evidence of criminal behavior.

Was smoking allowed in the White House ? I had heard it had roaches . . . .

The founders were wise to allow a couple of months from the election till the turnover, gives the losers time to pack and hide the goodies.

Trump TV Network? Who’d finance a bucket of chicken for this chump?

What about the THERMOS!!!

Also a sign "I killed enough with my covid response to be wartime president.

It looks as if Clay has limited the items in his cartoon to items in The White House, but among the things that Trump “needs” should definitely be included his own golf club to putter around on.

Trump’s yellow hair is fading. His orange face is fading. His legal challenges are fading. His Presidency is fading. January 20,2021 isn’t fading………………..

Is this inspired by a scene in the Steve Martin movie “The Jerk”?

He can take all of those things, with the exception of the matches. Just leave!

Guy needs 2 hands to drink from a glass, and you think he can operate a paddle ball?

Great one, Clay!

The one thing that family cannot take with them — the power of the White House

Nice ‘The Jerk’ reference. Don’t let him take ANYTHING!!!