Monty by Jim Meddick for November 30, 2020

My dad fled to the desert to avoid the 1918 H1N1 flu. He got it anyway.

He’s already dressed for the part.

He’ll be back when he realizes he forgot the beer.

His hair and beard sure grew long fast.

If you have time to spare, Google ‘North Pond Hermit’.

How many men haven’t shaved since the pandemic began? I have one here. LOL

How did his heard grow.before he left to go into the wilderness? Very sus.

Nice hair shirt, are you going to bring your personal flail for self flagellation too?

You might want to pack some toilet paper…..

If his pockets are “chock full” of granola bars, I hope he at least has the “healthy” kind loaded with chocolate chips.

Are we to understand that E.B. didn’t notice that Monty’s hair and whiskers were getting shaggy and æscetic?

Wow. A nearby woods with a cave. That’s very convenient, Hermit Monty, for every time you want to re-visit civilization to stock up on granola bars, or toilet paper, or any other amenity that the well-equipped hemit cannot do without….

and he should leave behind his glasses