Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 26, 2020

I want ti know what is under the cover on the serving plate…

Pass the breast, please.

If only poor goats and cows had alternate universes too.

I thought the dish would be longer than that.

Hopefully they read the book: To Serve Man (Twilight Zone)

I wish I was in an alternate universe where the COVID-19 pandemic never existed.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX!!! (credit to the movie 7) okay what’s in the platter.

Its hard to fly like an eagle when you eat with turkeys!

It wasn’t a knife changing experience.

Alternate is what they’re in now…role reversal…..phtuey

I am not eating that stuffing.

Thanks for not showing what they are grateful to receive. Too scary.

Not sure I do want to know what’s on the serving plate

A scene from one of my all-time favorite classic movies: Planet of the Turkeys.

Of course Turkeys do normally eat corn so perhaps those stick figures on the platter lid are just “children of the corn”.

This is a nice ironic twist.

Notice the little stick “men” around the edge of the serving plate

Soylent green bean casserole

Yes, ’tis the time of year for endless stupid turkey jokes, i.e., how turkeys try to get out of being eaten.