Poor Clark Griswold, A Christmas classic for sure! (Clark’s cousin Eddie was my brother in law to a tee, especially when he just happen to roll out that Christmas list and that 50lbs sack of Ol’ Roy)
“The eyes of the Lord are in every place, watching the evil and the good.” Proverbs 15: 3
Well, he sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
And he knows if you’ve been good or bad
So you better be good for goodness sake
Which reminds me of Chula-Varuna, an early if not the first Hindu god who ruled this planet for awhile till he/she/it was overthrown and cast into the oceans to be trapped there. Besides his 6-eyes on his head, he had a million or more floating eyes that see you and judge you. Fortunately only Varuna can activate the boom/smite function. He is the ultimate judge of everyone.
How about some other colors for Rudolph’s nose this year. Like blue when he flies over certain states. Or purple when he in the land of the One eyed one Horned Flying Purple People eaters. Perhaps Yellow while on board the Beatles’ famous Submarine. Then there’s Orange, Teal and Magenta for….whatever occasion Rudy’s nose has to be one of those colors. Finally green when he meets me in Paddy O’Murphys bar.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Ha, ha, ha, he sleighs me!
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
7 pretty good ones! Take the week off….
gammaguy over 3 years ago
“How do I keep from picking up cold and flu germs…?
Ignore their extended thumbs.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Poor Clark Griswold, A Christmas classic for sure! (Clark’s cousin Eddie was my brother in law to a tee, especially when he just happen to roll out that Christmas list and that 50lbs sack of Ol’ Roy)
Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago
Watch “Christmas Vacation (10/10) Movie CLIP – Squirrel! (1989) HD” on YouTubehttps://youtu.be/Jdyo4evwMxU
Perkycat over 3 years ago
These are really funny! By December 23, I think a lot of us are ready for the ‘Santatarium’.
JimValTen Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well done!! Did you know that Clark Griswold’s cousin Eddy is now A White House consultant?
The Brooklyn Accent over 3 years ago
Nice ones. Now I’ve had my fill of Xmas for this year, all in one cartoon. Wake me on New Year’s. (Go ahead, call me a Grinch.)
twclark over 3 years ago
The author is an idiot
vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago
“You can’t fool me, there ain’t no Sanity Clause.”~ Chico Marx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQROJsdYF0
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
“The eyes of the Lord are in every place, watching the evil and the good.” Proverbs 15: 3
Well, he sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
And he knows if you’ve been good or bad
So you better be good for goodness sake
Which reminds me of Chula-Varuna, an early if not the first Hindu god who ruled this planet for awhile till he/she/it was overthrown and cast into the oceans to be trapped there. Besides his 6-eyes on his head, he had a million or more floating eyes that see you and judge you. Fortunately only Varuna can activate the boom/smite function. He is the ultimate judge of everyone.
Santa’s taking a big risk here.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
How about some other colors for Rudolph’s nose this year. Like blue when he flies over certain states. Or purple when he in the land of the One eyed one Horned Flying Purple People eaters. Perhaps Yellow while on board the Beatles’ famous Submarine. Then there’s Orange, Teal and Magenta for….whatever occasion Rudy’s nose has to be one of those colors. Finally green when he meets me in Paddy O’Murphys bar.