Close to Home by John McPherson for November 06, 2020

“I LOVE YOU MANNNNNN!”

“Godzilla, how about forgetting about destroying the city and joining me in a dance?” ;D

Now leave it at Hot Shot number 37 a couple more rounds and they might just be stumbling over small buildings and crushing them. Maybe even knocking over the building that Bleeb is hiding and watching from.

With a lot of sulfites, they’re gonna have such a headache in the morning! Probably won’t ever want to come back this way again!

Reminds me of the video game “Rampage”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampage_(1986_video_game)

Mr. McPherson – RIP Uriah Heep’s Ken Hensley.

I wonder what Fay thinks about this bromance they have going?

Wondering if that’s what they do for fights on the ‘Housewives’ shows..

Should be Saki- they only attack Tokyo.

Wait till they collapse, geniuses!

I could use some of that right now

I don’t know. They seem a little wobbly to me. Perhaps some cheese bombs and a few candle rockets would set the mood for some less monstrous, but more interesting, activity.

A good glass of wine can make all the difference in an attitude. Actually, so can a good beer….

“Nitro One to Base, uh, the Chardonnay ordinance appears to have delivered the desired effect on the targets… uh, they appear to be singing and dancing, and getting very friendly… awaiting further orders, over.”

“Base to Nitro One… roger that. Uh, Nitro One, you may wanna return to base with full afterburners… uh, you’re not gonna wanna see what happens next, over!”

“Nitro One to base, uh, roger that, I’ve already seen sump’n I’m not gonna be able to unsee, so I’ll conserve the fuel returning to base… besides, one of ‘em just ralphed Chardonnay and completely covered an entire building. It was awesome, over.

“Base to Nitro One, roger that. Uh, Nitro One have a good flight back to base, and uh, we’ll be patiently waiting that gun camera footage! Over!”

Is it the building or is that Kong’s crotch on fire?

There’ll be plenty of damage if one or both of them gets literally falling-down drunk

No, use the decoy to lure them out of the city – a pair of giant lamp shades!

How to fight the next Arab war . . .

Good thing they’re not mean drunks.