Jeff Danziger for October 21, 2020

Cut the cord! Or…

Reel it in and dispose of it by following the proper guidelines for toxic waste disposal.

Please…please…use my knife….

OK, on the count of November 3, CUT THE STRING !

A sad reality is we have those that would still vote him if he actually went out and shot someone on 5th ave.

Someone have a bow and arrow?

Last seen at 6,000 ft above Los Angeles International by numerous airline pilots and not one of them cared to radio the Tower. Passengers yelled, “BYE DON 2020 !” and gave him the finger wave. The Lincoln Project Ad ended and the in flight movie started.

Best dream I’ve had since casting my ballot & verifying it was received.

There’s never a kite eating tree around when you need one !

As Nike says, “Just Do It”.

Thank the Brits for the floating Donald.

Well, there goes the rest of the Ozone Layer!

Time to reel him in and put him behind bars!

Obese: check. Full of hot air: check. Just need a mechanism for spreading COVFEFE-45 from this blimp to be totally spot on.

Cutting him loose might seem like a good idea but his pollution will continue to rain down on America for some time. Reel him in.. expose his crimes.. then, throw him in jail. That will be the only way to shut him up.

Just remember, friends. Win, lose, or draw he will loudly stomp his chubby feet and scream “Foul!” And he’ll still be there till at least Inauguration Day.

Let it soar, let it soar, let it sore.

People ask what the heck we do with MAGA after Biden wins. Here’s what:

We must address with compassion their legitimate concerns/complaints while continuing to call out the nonsense -

and we must marginalize them politically until their subculture evolves enough to make it to at least the late 20th century.

Looks like one of Pink Floyd’s PIGS …

Pop the hot air balloon.

Is it ethical for the U.S. to turn him loose upon the rest of the world? Maybe storage in GTMO might be better?

Great one, Jeff!

yes please

How I wish…

What about the marine mammals?

Sammy doesn’t have the knife. You do!

Vote Blue!

What in the HELL is he waiting for???

Fingers crossed folk, this A=Hole and his minions will try every dirty trick imaginable to stay in power, so vote as if your life depended on it, or endure 4 more years of this chaos, and another 500K deaths.

There is an agreement out there called “National Popular Vote Interstate Compact” where 14 states and 196 Electoral Votes are pledged to the winner of the National Popular Vote, no matter how the state voters vote. These states include CA, NY, MA, RI, CT, OR, WA, IL, DC and a handful of others.

While it is intended to uphold a Democratic candidate. It was usually pushed through when Democrats held the legislature and governor’s seat, so people didn’t vote on it.

Now imagine if Trump is able to win the Popular vote and these states are forced to give their Electoral votes to him, giving him an almost unanimous Electoral College win.

Just a thought…

Uncle looks a little pi$$ed.

On Nov. 4th put up a sign on the fence facing the White House saying, “GET OUT, LOSER”.