Tom Toles for October 20, 2020

So is the Drump death count…

Bigger? Maybe, I’m not paying attention. Stupider? Maybe, it’s pretty hard to imagine though.

Plus Tucson mayor wants the money the 45 campaign owes from 2016 There is another $80,000 he owes. At least not to Russia.

The delusional herd immunity cohort [except for the deceased] grows and thinks that this coronavirus is different than all the others and won’t reinfect?

He’s just trying to keep his campaign positive!

Typhoid Mary got nutt’n on him!

It’s entertaining to watch political suicide, but wish it wasn’t in front of the entire world.

Typhoid Mary’s little boy, donnie jonnie trump.

Covid is surging in 40 states due to stupid and vicious right wing mismanagement on purpose. Vote out the people who think not wearing masks is a political statement. End the Republican caused covid holocaust.

“Your message is contagious.” And that contagion is toxic, and frequently fatal.

Folk like watching a disaster.. I suspect a good number at his rallies come for the show.

Diseases multiply in a favorable medium, asswipe. Oh, and Mary Mallon’s on the phone.

If viruses had some kind of group sentience (of a type we could presently not imagine) and could elect leaders among their kind — would they hand out the equivalent of medals to the world leaders who have enabled great viral proliferation?If so, Donald Trump would finally get recognition that escaped him via the Nobel Prize. A silly fantasy, of course, but I wonder if he would be tempted at least for a moment to accept it? He might rationalize it from a standpoint of eugenics via the idea of herd immunity: The Viral Prize In Pandemics.

The incubation period of COVFEFE-45 for those attending his rallies and not social distancing and wearing masks will kick in about November 3.

Sadly, his surging crowds of COVID-19 virus thins his crowds of voters…

The average ameba has more intellectual heft than the average Trump voter. Hell, amebas with LOBOTOMIES do! I can NOT understand how members of my same species can look at Li’l Donnie and somehow or other think he is fit to be the president of the United States. Li’l Donnie isn’t fit to be the president of a grade school student council.

I’ve never believed that Trump was really religious, but now I’m beginning to wonder.

Maybe he does believe in an afterlife and has also concluded that he’ll die fairly soon (covid? suicide? who knows?). And so he’s trying to maximize the number of his fans who will join him there as soon as possible?

If you think of Trump as being possessed by Satan everything he does makes sense.

The Republicans should open Infection Camps where people can go to get Covid.

There will be special trains to deliver old people to the camps.