Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 15, 2020

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    No problem.

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Dude i can barely crawl. Whats with the no running bs.

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    meg_grif  over 3 years ago

    I just want to know what it plans to do with those scissors.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Come to think of it, swimming with scissors is probably also a bad idea.

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    It was a beach being the first walking fish.

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    Cut to the chase!

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    You’ll fillet yourself!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And don’t pet any stranger dogs!

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    Ratkin  over 3 years ago

    You’re supposed to run on a Gallop-agos island.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Time to cut bait.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Yes, Mom.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    If you poke your eye out with those, don’t come see me!

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    What to do? I’ve just been informed that one of the members of my team in tomorrow’s relay race is named “Scissors”.

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    frenchkisses  over 3 years ago

    What if the fish is a swordtail or a swordfish?

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    gawkface  over 3 years ago

    Evolution cut short

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