Lalo Alcaraz for October 02, 2020

His world may be looking different to him today – ya think?

Has the president demanded to be treated with hydroxychloroquine or maybe a shot of bleach?

Side effects include coffin,…no, I meant coughin’.

Another October surprise:

Jane Mayer reports in the New Yorker, and the Daily Mail translates into tabloid, the story behind the hasty departure of Kimberly Guilfoyle from her position as Fox News host in 2018, before she became the GF of Don Jr., Don Sr.’s campaign finance chair, and the psycho at the Republican convention.

At Fox, a place notorious for middle-aged men sexually harassing the female staff, Guilfoyle assumed the position of a middle-aged woman sexually harassing the female staff, specifically her assistant. Stripping naked, showing her penis pictures, then offering her $1m in hush money.

KARMA

If he dies, well, it is what it is.

This can’t be as topical as it looks, given deadlines, right?

Possible “awakening” effects—I’m not holding my breath.

A bad round with Covid only very modestly opened Boris Johnson’s eyes. Trump’s cut from a double layer of the same reality-shedding cloth.

‘Irresponsible man-child’ Trump has himself to blame for getting sick and crippling his campaign: conservative

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/irresponsible-man-child-trump-has-himself-to-blame-for-getting-sick-and-crippling-his-campaign-conservative/

This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.

Fox is not a news station. it’s an 24×7 informercial. I never forget that.

Trump obviously doesn’t understand how October Surprise is supposed to work.

Cdn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

The SCOTUS vote is being delayed due to covid.

Covid-45.

Either he has the virus, which is a ‘yuge blow to his campaign because he has to be in quarantine, and undecided voters won’t want to vote for an infirm candidate.

Or he’s lying about having it in an attempt to drum up attention and sympathy, which will backfire in spectacular fashion because most Americans hate him and are sick of him, so they think it’s fitting and/or funny that he caught the “Democratic hoax”.

Mr President no no you are not sick covid is not real. Remember

Covid only affects nobodies, said Trump.

That looks like a golf ball with tees stuck in it. Take a proper stance, get a good grip on your driver and…

NEWS UPDATE: TRUMP NOW GOING INTO WALTER REED HOSPITAL VIA MARINE ONE.

That’s why you shouldn’t get tested a Trump University 101 class.

Brilliant!

Trump-is-having-trouble-breathing-jim-acosta-reports-white-house-advisor-is-admitting-this-is-serious.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/trump-is-having-trouble-breathing-jim-acosta-reports-white-house-advisor-is-admitting-this-is-serious/