Tom Toles for September 24, 2020

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    JDave   over 3 years ago

    Useful idiot Trump is the poison that Putin put into our democracy. Very effective Vlad, but don’t count us as dead until we have one more election. If it’s the last election, you win.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 3 years ago

    As I may have noted before, one does hafta hand it to Vlad the Poisoner. I’m quite certain that Big Daddy Vladdy Putin purchased for himself a POTUS and a sufficient number of congressional RepubliKlans for far less than the cost of one Russian nuclear submarine. And, clever fellow that he is, Putin’s left us with a toxic and highly radioactive mess. He may not have gotten the sanctions against him & Russia lifted, yet, but he’s certainly gotten his vengeance.

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    Patjade  over 3 years ago

    Attempted or alleged? Seems the deed has been done through a Trusted Russian Agent in the White House.

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    sevaar777  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t even have to use the Novichok.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I guess we’ll see. I had hoped to see such a landslide that even #3 couldn’t mistake it for a win, but the polls seem to be saying otherwise. Which makes me very very sad.

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Pasted this link elsewhere – read & heed:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/11/what-if-trump-refuses-concede/616424/

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    Vlad’s Bad – {4 beats/line}

    We’ve had enuff // of Vladimir’s stuff; -

    - he treats us ruff // and he’s ‘way too gruff

    and he’s ‘way too tuff // for Trump to rebuff.

    The Donald won’t even huff and puff,

    ‘cause Trump won’t get off his flabby duff

    to pretend to the Rooskies that he’s up to snuff.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

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    PraiseofFolly  over 3 years ago

    To poison enemies is traditionally considered a low, dishonorable way to eliminate them. But it is tempting, as it is effective long-range; and until recent centuries, likely undetectable. Although male agents have done their great share of poisonings throughout history, women mainly have been blamed. Europe in the 16th and 17th centuries saw many famous case of professional and amateur poisoning by women, attributed to jealousies, revenge, and greed. But really, aren’t men the greatest purveyors of poison, if you consider false propaganda as poisoning the attitudes of entire nations?

    Vladimir Putin, suspected in ordering the poisoning of political dissidents, probably meant those acts as dire warnings to others. He could have ordered quick assassinations by guns and bombs. That’s not the present style among elite leaders — it is inelegant and obvious. And even if a poison is detected later, Putin can brush it off, and always has.

    With largely unregulated social media, he has found a better means to poison: Instead of infecting bodies, slow poisoning of minds on a large scale. What better way to cripple the judgment of populations than to drip disinformation into their daily media feed, that people disingenuously regard overall as benign as saline.

    We should loudly protest such intrusions; but they slither and hide, or chameleon-like, blend cleverly into the background. What is disgraceful is that Putin franchises the insidious skills to our leaders to do it to us. It’s as if he’s organized a Despot Club to swap poison recipes.

    There are eager customers for it. They buy the products and after a markup, distribute them. And sadly, they do sell well. I think with the proper advertising, at this point many people would buy prettily-packaged Trump-brand S—t On A Stick.

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    A# 466  over 3 years ago

    It’s not just an attempt, it’s nearly completed.

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    “There won’t be a transfer, frankly. There’ll be a continuation.” Donald J. Trump (September 23, 2020). This from the “law and order” president.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    {Off-topic:} This article is a useful history of Republicans’ several power-grabbings of the Court {including early-on politickings, and through those of our current Chief Justice Roberts in his younger years during the Reagan era}. The author wants current Democrats to play such hard-ball too. – - – https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/republicans-ruthlessly-reshaped-america-to-hold-onto-power-can-dems-do-the-same-thing-to-save-it/

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Here’s one that deserves to have its drum beaten time after time after time in every venue available to you:

     REPUBLICANS HAVE TO CHEAT TO WIN!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    “Da. Now come to my little dacha for high tea this afternoon!”

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This will go down as the cheapest way to conquer a country.. In days of old they used a trojan horse.. history will update that.. to just install a stooge and manipulate him to destroy the system from the inside.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Putin is very smart and dedicated to his own power and wealth… a stable genius. He really knows how to play our system, especially our president.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Election rigging racist Trump and Putin destroying the USA and republicans support it.

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    nednewbie  over 3 years ago

    No, for this target, the poisoning is self-inflicted

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    Known as America’s 2nd Tea Party.

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    “…only this time it looks like there’s no remedy! Da, Komisar!”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Republicans want to destroy over 240 years of freedom to install dirty liar Trump as a dictator. I would rather be an American than a Republican.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    Surprised that Trump hasn’t offered Biden a cup of Russian tea…

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    [insincere apologies for re-posting this damn thing]

    Mine eyes have seen the pity of our so-called prexy, Trump

    His mind an empty wasteland, and his mouth a sewage dump

    But even yet his cultists always jump when he says “jump”!

    The way he carries on!

    Glory, glory, you can’t reach him

    Glory, glory, you can’t teach him

    Best to out and out impeach him

    The way he carries on!

    Trump is Putin’s Poodle, he’ll do anything for Vlad

    He’ll tell him all the secrets of our nuclear triad

    Whoever would have thought that treason could become a fad?

    The way he carries on!

    Glory, glory, you can’t reach him

    Glory, glory, you can’t teach him

    Best to out and out impeach him

    The way he carries on!

    All the members of Trump’s Cabinet were told by Trump to lie

    (But what’s a little perjury, when crooks see eye to eye?)

    Were Nixon here, it’s very clear, that even he would sigh

    The way he carries on!

    Glory, glory, you can’t reach him

    Glory, glory, you can’t teach him

    Best to out and out impeach him

    The way he carries on!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    {Off-topic:]

    Not Great – {4 beats/line}

    Ruined by The Donald, America’s fate

    is to lose her potential while Trumpists dictate

    a whole lot of ways to degenerate, -

    - so America’s quickly becoming non-great.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    {Off-topic:}

    A Surge of MAGAts – {2 beats/phrase}

    Trumpism’s dirge // sounds scarily worse

    as it stands on the verge // of its very last verse.

    We expect a surge // of MAGAts and nuts

    to resist our purge // of the orange-colored putz.

    {Their leaders might urge // that they shoot at our butts.}

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    Although maggots and nuts are the same damn thing, and I’m pretty sure that the Trump supporters, being without brains themselves, might well shoot at OURS, instead of our butts. (Of course, from what I’ve seen of the people—to use the term loosely—who attend Li’l Donnie’s rallies, their butts could blot out the sun…………..)

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